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How to post a fic: A fabulous guide

almightysempai:

bluethallium:

HELLO

Posting a fic is kind of weird, and if you’re new to fandoms in general, it can be a little daunting.

You might be sitting there like “why is no one reading my fic :(” and chances are, it’s because you made a bunch of nonos in your post. Which is fine, we all do it at first.

Most of the tumblr fandoms post to AO3, as far as I’m aware, so this is mostly going to be geared toward people posting on AO3, but I’ll touch on LJ briefly as well (the LJ way of doing it translates really well to tumblr as well imo!!) :3

In order Imma go over the following, so scroll to whichever you want to read.

  1. Title
  2. Warnings
  3. Ratings
  4. Tags
  5. Summary
  6. Word counts and frequency of updates
  7. LJ

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Okay, but… I have a slice-of-life fic in the works whose 30 parts vary in length between 650 words and 5000 words. However, they also vary in POV and include substantial time skips, so conglomerating several shorter scenes into one 3-6k word chapter is infeasible. Put together, the total length will be about 50-60k words, so posting it all as one chapter is a no-go. And since I’m writing the parts out of chronological order, the whole fic is going to be finished before I start posting it. I don’t want to wait a million years between releasing chapters of a fic that’s already done. If I posted one part every three days, it would literally take me three months to put out a fic I’ve already been working on for a damn year. I just don’t have that kind of patience. I’ve been writing fics for over a decade, now, and apparently I still tick half the inexperienced/asshole markers. >:|a

why would it be unfeasible to cut short scenes into one chapter. Just like separate with an asterisk or something? If it needs to stand alone as one chapter then just post the short chapter in quick succession to a longer chapter so you’re not budging other people’s fics down off the front page for the sake of like 500 words.

If it’s finished then just put in the notes “This is finished and I’m going to be posting at x times” and to be fair, you’d probably garner an awful lot more readers if you spaced a fic like that out over a period of several months because it gives people a chance to catch up?

It was just a list of suggestions for inexperienced writers not a personal attack on your posting choices. Like if you’ve been writing fics for over a decade then you’re obviously experienced so why would you like

even bother to read this in the first place never mind act like it was a dig at your posting choices when it’s headed with “If you’re new to fandoms” and “if you’re wondering why no one is reading your fics”

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Please don’t let the fact that I am a petty, petty little woman impact on your enjoyment of my morally dubious fictional output thank you

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lenalis replied to your post: You forgot that DPTF is engraved on golden plates and sealed with the cum of shota angels.

people know you
you’re kind of a big deal

It’s pretty imperative to my argument that i jam the fact i done did a fanfiction and whole 6 people read it into every given opportunity

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When I notice people having an argument on the Internet, I don’t give them my opinion directly, I call them immature in a public place so my followers can circlejerk over it while using the phrase “I’m the author of a popular fanfiction” like it’s not an utterly fucking ridiculous thing to say on one thousand different levels

I just
“I’m the author of a popular fanfiction”
All day I have been whispering this to myself
Wondering how you could physically type that in all seriousness
While trying to call someone else out for being a dingus
Like

That person actually sat down
And typed the words “I am the author of a popular brojohn fanfiction” while contributing to an argument that had been finished for hours
That they had absolutely no part in

And they read that whole post over
With that sentence in tact and thought

“Yes. Brilliant. Particularly this sentence about being the author of a popular fanfiction, there’s nothing about this behaviour at all that suggest I’m actually just a particularly masturbatory seven year old”

LIKE EVEN IF THEY JUST SAID “I WRITE FANFICTION FOR THIS SHIP” IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE OKAY FAIR ENOUGH BUT
NO

I WRITE
A POPULAR FANFICTION

DID YOU KNOW
THAT I
AM POPULAR

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callan-the-misandrist: You forgot that DPTF is engraved on golden plates and sealed with the cum of shota angels.

I actually keep a hard copy with me at all times, and if someone does or says something i disagree with, I say FYI I write a popular fic and i show them it, read the AO3 stats aloud and then I make a post about it and tag it

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spaceeyes said: you write hard. you write with passion. and you write correctly. this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is something you do not have shit-heads suggest for you to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.

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You know kids, I might have picked kind of a cringeworthy fight yesterday. Some have called me childish and immature.

But, on the bright side, at least I didn’t say “Im the author of a popular fanfiction” in the middle of one of my posts for no apparent reason like some people did.

Because that would have been really cringeworthy.

And maybe making a passive aggressive post is childish and immature but, hey, thats just the kind of gal I am.

My fics are all leatherbound, and my blog smells of rich mahogany.

Hash tag brojohn

Now let us never speak of this again.
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befuddledpenguin: ughh i completely agree with you. And its not just brojohn, you'll see posts like "If u ship incest ur disgusting" all the time in ships like stridercest or egbertcest and i know how hard it is to stay calm, and i hope you're not feeling bad for "attacking" him. The person posted their opinion and you responded with one of yours, there was absolutely nothing wrong with that

thank you sighs it just seems to be in all the tags i check all the time and it’s really annoying

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melaughingalonewiththeinternet: For what it's worth, I think you are completely right. And that being tired of putting up with dumb shit doesn't make you a bitch.

pbbbt thank you 

now let us never speak of this again

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rubysword: let me just counter some of the bullshit in your inbox by saying i agree with you 100%, it's why i stopped tracking tags, it just made me angry every single time. good for you for actually responding to people who feel the absurd need to post their whining in the tags, and as far as i've seen, you don't act like a baby about it, you're not throwing a fit, you're just understandably frustrated by a dumb thing that people keep doing

I admit that I lost my temper and I shouldn’t have called him an asshole but like

is it so difficult to understand why people get beyond frustrated with this stuff after a while? And why people just don’t want to see that kind of crap in the tags? ugh but yeah Thank you and I’m just not gonna check no tags no more I just lose my temper and when I lose my temper people call me names :””(